Posts tagged with videogames

Video Games in the 80s

Three facts about the pre-‘83 Crash video game industry:

  • Everyone knows that the purported first 3D game, Battlezone attracted the interest of the US military and a special version of it was created to use as a training simulator for the Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle. Less well-known is the fact that one of the changes the military required was a redesign of the controller: they wanted something that matched the actual hardware of the Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle’s gunner control, and so Atari worked something up. You are probably familiar with this controller; it was used on the Star Wars arcade game.
  • During the craze, many random consumer products companies got in the mix. Quaker Oats started a video game division. Purina released a game called Chase the Chuckwagon where the player is a dog (“Chuckie”) who needs to overcome various obstacles to reach the delicious food at the Purina Chuckwagon. The plot is based on Purina dog food ads of the ’70s and ’80s. Surprisingly, Eggomania is not one of these games: it is a game about trying to catch eggs thrown by a chicken before they hit the floor and break.
  • Many consider the strangest game from the period to be the hotly-sought-after Spectravision rarity, Mangia. Here is Wikipedia’s description of the game:
    The player gets to control a young boy, who must eat plates of pasta placed in front of him by his mother, who will keep feeding him until his stomach explodes on-screen.
    To prevent this, the player can, instead of eating the pasta, throw it to a cat, who occasionally appears at the window, and a dog, who walks across the bottom of the screen. However, if the mother sees the pasta being thrown to the cat or dog, she brings three times as much pasta the next time she returns.
    The joystick is used to control the player: pressing right causes the boy to grab a plate of pasta, pressing left causes him to eat it, and pressing up or down causes him to toss the pasta to the cat (named Frankie in the manual) or the dog (named Sergio) respectively. If the cat and dog are not nearby when the food is thrown to them, the mother returns with extra pasta to “punish” the player. The fire button is not used.
    If, instead of eating the pasta or throwing it to the animals, the player is idle, the pasta will accumulate on the table until it breaks, causing the player to lose a turn. Attempting to eat all the pasta without giving any to the cat or dog will cause the boy’s stomach to swell, changing colors from blue to yellow to red, before finally exploding in a mass of chunky blue pixels.

North American video game revenues peaked in 1982 at $3.2 billion dollars, by 1985 they would fall to a relatively scant $100 million.

Custer’s Revenge aka The White Man Came

Custer's Revenge aka The White Man Came

The box art for Custer’s Revenge for the Atari 2600. The manufacturer, Mystique, was also responsible for Beat ‘Em & Eat ‘Em and Bachelor Party.

~this is not at all offensive.~

relatedly: I saw a screenshot of this game on sa once, but assumed it had been created in photoshop as a joke.

I Get Your Fail

I Get Your Fail

I Get Your Fail is an ongoing collection of images (and code snippets) captured during video game development. I also like Long Neck Syndrome, z-buffering is overrated, and Take Me To Your Leader. There’s other good stuff in the archives and they only take a few minutes to browse through.

These are surprisingly terrifying.

It turns out that the more you know about music, the less qualified you are to sell Rock Band. I get that now.

Carrie Brownstein

have you ever played this game?

I sucked at guitar hero the time I played it. I remember “Raining Blood” not being at all how it is actually played.

Zune Joke of the Day

Zune scoff, Rush, and Missile Command.

I love joust.

Xybots Xybots Xybots (and Bear Wrestling)

An interview with Joel Hedge, master of Xybots and Battlezone, from the King of Kong DVD extras. He was the high score record holder on twin galaxies until just a couple months ago.

Unfortunately the word “Xybots” can only be used to answer the question “What is Xybots?”

This is Amis’s startling aria to stand-up console video games: Space Invaders, Missile Command, etc. He published it early in his career and has never allowed it back into print. This might be expected, given that in the book he blames the machines for his inability to find any girlfriends.

Tom Bissell on Invasion of the Space Invaders by Martin Amis

which led me to the Rogue Restoration Project.

which led me to the unmaintained Cthangbad.

now I want to make another try at getting into nethack.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09152006

next up, the world of fans trans.

and finally: Wallace, a genetic algorithm for teaching a computer to play Super Mario Brothers.

Still waiting for a Mac port…