If I thought there was even the remotest possibility of David Lee Roth mocking my lack of sexual experience in front of twenty thousand people, I would have jumped in front of a bus. Then again, my last name isn’t also the name of America’s greatest rock band.
I was going to make a “You mean to tell me someone’s last name is ‘Electric Wizard’?” joke but then I remembered they’re not America’s.
I was going to make a “You mean to tell me someone’s last name is ‘Electric Wizard’?” joke but then I remembered they’re not America’s.