Posts tagged with nasa

The Russians Just Used A Swank

The Russians Just Used A <i>Swank</i>

I have touched on this before, but this still blows my mind. The US space program has taken to the moon a series of cars (Apollo 15, 16, and 17), a golf club and a couple of balls (Apollo 14), and some Playboy centerfolds tucked into some checklists the astronauts carried on their suits (Apollo 12).

These astronauts will sure show Dean Wormer what happens when you mess with the boys of Delta Tau Apollo!

Anyway, NASA, I’m holding you responsible for removing my smug sense of superiority towards lame dude-stereotype-based commercials. Now I’ll have to think, “Well, when we went to the moon in the grandest human tradition of bold exploration and boundless curiosity, and it cost like eight bazillion dollars an ounce to bring anything with us, what did we do with this opportunity? We brought cars, some golf equipment, and a few Playboy centerfolds. Fuck it, toss me a Tequiza.”

lol “preferred tether partner”.

Space Medicine

Space Medicine

Some images from Albert Schwichtenberg’s 1962 paper “Space Medicine and Astronaut Selection”.

( via the atlantic)

Bern Porter’s Founds

Bern Porter's Founds

One of Bern Porter’s Founds on display at Ubu in collaboration with the MOMA exhibition Lost and Found: The Work of Bern Porter from the Collection of the Museum of Modern Art.

Bern Porter (1911–2004) contributed to some of the most important scientific and artistic innovations of the twentieth century. He worked on the development of the cathode-ray tube (for television), the atomic bomb (with the Manhattan Project), and NASA’s Saturn V Rocket. When the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, in 1945, Porter walked away from his position with the Manhattan Project and, disappointed with his work as a physicist, turned his attention to artistic pursuits. In the aftermath of World War II, a flood of visual information spread across the United States. Advertisements in newspapers and magazines and on billboards and television promised an easier and happier life through the purchasing of products. For his collages, which he dubbed “Founds,” Porter gathered the waste of this new culture—advertisements, junk mail, instruction booklets, scientific documents, and other material—and turned it into art. In addition to his books of Founds, Porter authored treatises on the unification of science and art (what he called “Sciart”) and books of experimental poetry. He published work by major figures in art and literature, such as Henry Miller, Kenneth Patchen, and Dick Higgins. Also, as the self-proclaimed inventor of mail art, Porter was an active participant in a vast international network of artists who shared their work with each other through the post.

( via ubu)

First Television Picture From Space

First Television Picture From Space

The first television picture of Earth from space. This NASA image was taken on April 1, 1960 by TIROS 1.

( via NASA Goddard)

If You Are Going to Use Stock Photos…

If You Are Going to Use Stock Photos...

Might as well go with NASA.

This was among the last good finds I came across at the Providence In Your Ear, before it closed years ago. Sitting in a clearance bin were three double-disc sets of Hermann Nitsch’s massive harmonium drone.

Of the recordings, Nitsch said:

In 1968, I got a harmonium as a wedding present from my wife. From then on, I sat at the harmonium and played almost exclusively long notes that never wanted to end. I tried to listen into the infinite structure of the stars, into the unimaginable spaces searching for sound. The joy of beautiful colors, of (almost intoxicating) combinations of sound was most important but at the same time it was carried by the almost presumptuous task to conjure, to sing of, and measure the extent of cosmic space. The course of the stars were to be put to sound.

Bernal Spheres

Bernal Spheres

One more from the NASA Ames 1970’s Space Settlement art archive.

You can read more about the settlement project here.

Cylindrical Colonies

Cylindrical Colonies

A couple of space colony summer studies were conducted at NASA Ames in the 1970s. Colonies housing about 10,000 people were designed. A number of artistic renderings of the concepts were made.

( via the aforementioned Universe)

I like this picture a lot too, probably because of the people chilling out at the ’70s garden party in the foreground (and the guy hang gliding).

Wrenching on the Moon

Astronauts take a lot of shit for basically having the same job as a Russian dog, but before you punch your next astronaut, consider this tale from Wikipedia:

The fender extension on the Apollo 17 Lunar Rover broke when accidentally bumped by Eugene Cernan with a hammer handle. The crew taped the extension back in place, but due to the dusty surfaces, the tape did not adhere and the extension was lost after about one hour of driving, causing the astronauts to be covered with dust. For the second EVA, a replacement “fender” was made with some EVA maps, duct tape, and a pair of clamps from inside the Lunar Module - nominally intended for the moveable overhead light. This repair was later undone so that the clamps could be brought back inside for launch.

That is insane. Astronauts all loading Capri Sun-shaped Miller Lites into their spacesuits’ Personal Drink Systems before heading back out to the Rover. One astronaut doing all the work while the other one stands over him saying, “Oh? You’re using a #6 space wrench on that? I’d’ve probably gone with a #4.” The fact that the astronauts brought duct tape to the moon. Mad Men has painted a pretty bleak picture of American men of the 60s, but those Camel Filter-smoking buzzcuts had enough practical sense to put a couple rolls of duct tape in the spaceship they were building, just in case.

The Wikipedia article about the LRV goes on to mention that NASA built a spare rover that they ended up using as a parts car. Presumably stashed under a tarp in the back lot of NASA, NASA’s wife complaining every few months about how long its been sitting there. I never realized it before but NASA is basically a middle-aged baby boomer dad. Born in the 1950s, raised on comic book dreams of exploring deep space in a rocket ship, NASA showed a lot of promise as youngster. As NASA grew up, everyone told it to be realistic, focus on practical things closer to home: Velcro, Tang, pens that work upside down. Sure, it was taking care of its responsibilities, but its dreams faded away. Where did the last three decades go? One day it shows up out of nowhere with a sporty little car that can drive on Mars, it says the van is too old and besides it doesn’t need it anymore. Jeez, mid-life crisis much, NASA? Now, it spends all its time doing fix-up work on an expensive second home it can’t really afford, and never gets to spend any time at anyway.

( via wikipedia)

That spare rover used to be just parked in the driveway. Putting it in back and covering it with a tarp was a compromise.

But it makes the yard look like space rednecks live here.

Cassini Soars by Enceladus

Cassini Soars by Enceladus

“Let’s whip by that moon of Saturn and film it close-up; how hard could that be?”

Watch the video.

( via bruces)