"That's where the money is!"

August 16, 2011

That’s where the money is!”

"That's where the money is!"

The one thing holding up Apple’s transition from consumer products company to religion was a suitable holiest of holeys. Thousands of people in Clearwater, Florida are throwing up their hands: “E-meters! Celebrities! Why didn’t we make a goddamn iPod!”

Also, I really hope this thing has like, a keyhole aligned to the setting sun during the vernal equinox or something. If they miss this opportunity to create Applehenge, well, fie on them! That’s for sure.