Robot Camel Jockey

That’s weird to type cause you feel like it’s some futuristic slur but it’s not. Everyone knows how in some middle eastern countries they stopped using human jockeys in camel races because of the whole child slavery problem. But, did you know what the robots looked like? LIKE THIS! I was all ready to be disappointed by another misanthropomorphic robot that just does its job effectively, like maybe in this case there would just be some sort of a cowboy spur or a crop that sticks into the camel’s sides and some sort of ‘hiya!” attachement to the steering cords (bridle?), but I was pleasantly surprised to see that these robot camel jockets feature a straight-outta-88 Oakley Razorblades-type faceplate.